the cross

Jesus, hanging on the cross suffering asked God:

- Why have you left me?
God answers:
- I had no more jokes for you.

mental room

A mental nurse is worried for one of the patients at the mental asylum and walks into his room that he shares with a friend.
He asks the patient:
- You say you're Jesus?
- Yes I am.
- Did God tell you this?
- Yes he did.
The other mental patient says.
- No I didn't