3 is da mgic number

I man have two brain cells, and they always seem to hate one a nother. One of the cells is black, white and blue, and the other cell is red, gold and green. Sin ista dir dista. Shinead O'connor says terror is the answer to terror. Lite u said Paris, who's to blame for the hate that hate made. And I'm out...

Selector

Little Mili Vanili is typing again. Now consious of that he is a robot. Do you understand? You who is reading dis? In lack of an idéa of what to write I just type that what I type.

Leaves

I just went back to my roots. Been running around trying to find cigarette butts on the ground. I'm bvroke and a compulsive smoker. This night I gave up tobacco and started smoking the leaves from the threes in the yard. wicked stuff. We have many trees in Sweden. I'm learning now the difference between them by smoking the leaves.

There is no profit in surrender, but Peace

wicked machines

When the computer has it's own will anything is possible. You might sit and navigate on it, trying to publish a comment to your blog. You follow the instructions on the screen, but no result. For a moment you are puzzeled, but you try again. exactly the same thing, and this time you succeed. There is no explaination why it suddenly worked, it must be the computer testing your patience.

the cross

Jesus, hanging on the cross suffering asked God:

- Why have you left me?
God answers:
- I had no more jokes for you.

mental room

A mental nurse is worried for one of the patients at the mental asylum and walks into his room that he shares with a friend.
He asks the patient:
- You say you're Jesus?
- Yes I am.
- Did God tell you this?
- Yes he did.
The other mental patient says.
- No I didn't